"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
At first I thought Village People redux, but, nah. The Village People could at least sing. I've associated the three-day stubble look with just that sort as soon as Hollywood and model metrosexuals started sporting that look. "Let me bed you baby. I just got back from Everest... well, actually, I took the stairs to my third floor office."Not a bad send up.Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick
I mentor co-op students at work in a chemical plant. We ride heavy duty bicycles to get around. One day a student comes up and tells me he has a flat tire. I hand him a new inner tube and a couple wrenches. He just stands there and stares at me with bewilderment. I realize he has no idea. So I spend the next 30 minutes teaching him how to fix a flat. This is a 20 year old college student. He was so proud of learning that he included that in his end of term presentation.I was swapping engines out of cars at his age. But you gotta start somewhere.
Man, that was so gay.
"If millennials were lumberjacks"Crappy pine 2x4's would cost $20,000 per board-foot.
He cuts down trees, he skips and jumpsHe likes to press wild flowers.He puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars.Monty Python - Lumberjack Song
"Comment deletedThis comment has been removed by a blog administrator."That "blog administrator" is obviously a fucking faggot who won't allow any mention of fucking faggots, even when fucking faggotry is fucking obvious.
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